แหม่ยิ่งห้ามก็เหมือนยิ่งยุนะแบบนี้ อิๆ เหมือนกับไอ้นั่นน่ะแหละครับ (ไอ้นั่นก็คือไอ้นั่นไม่มีอะไรอื่นนอกจากไอ้นั่นหรอก) ยิ่งสังคมเซ็นเซอร์เท่าไร่ห้ามพู๊ด ห้ามพูดก็ยิ่งจะสรรหาหาคำมาใช้เทนเรื่อย วันนี้เรามาว่าภาษาอังกฤษกันดีกว่า ขืนเป็นภาษาไทยเดี๋ยวจะโจ่งแจ้งอนาจารกันเกินไป อยากรู้ไม๊ว่า “ไอ้นั่น” ภาษาอังกฤษมีชื่อเรียกอะไรบ้าง ขอโทษ มันมากเหลือเกินแหละ มีตั้งแต่ A-Z เลย ขอย้ำ เด็กดีไม่ควรจำไปพูดนะครับ อิๆๆ

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100% all-beef thermometer

21st digit

A

Ace in the hole

Acorn Andy

Action Jackson

Adam Halfpint

Admiral Winky

African black snake

Afro man

AIDS baster

AIDS grenade, The

Alabama blacksnake

Albino cave dweller

All-day sucker

Anaconda

Anal impaler

Anal intruder

Anal Spear

Ankle spanker

Apple-headed monster

Ass blaster

Ass pirate

Ass wedge

Astralgod

Auger-headed gut wrench

B

Ba-donk-a-donk

Baby maker

Baby's arm holding an apple

Baby's arm in a boxing glove

Bacon bazooker

Bacon rod

Badboy

Bagpipe

Bald Avenger, The

Bald butler

Bald-headed beauty

Bald-headed giggle stick

Bald-headed hermit

Bald-headed Jesus

Bald-headed yogurt slinger

Baldy-headed spunk-juice dispenser

Ball buddy

Baloney pony

Banana

Bat and balls

Battering ram

Bayonet

Bavarian Beefstick

Bean stalk

Beard splitter

Bearded burglar

Beastus maximus

Beaver buster

Beaver Cleaver

Bed snake

Beef baton

Beef bayonet

Beef belt buckle

Beef bugle

Beef bus

Beef missile

Beef soldier

Beef stick

Beefy McManstick

Bell rope

Belly stick

Best leg of three

(Big) Beanpole

Big Dick & the twins

Big Dickus

Big Jake the ene-eyed snake

Big Jim and the Twins

Big Johnson

Big Lebowski

Big number one

Big Mac

Big red

Big rod

Big Uncle

Biggus Dickus

Bilbo Baggins

Bishop, The

Bishop with his nice red hat

Bitch blaster

Bitch stick

Bits and pieces

Blind butler

Blind snake

Blood blunt

Blood engorged mayonnaise cannon

Blood slug

Blood sword

Blow pop

Blowtorch

Blue steel

Blue-veined jackhammer

Blue-veined junket pumper

Blue-veined piccolo

Blue-veined puss chucker

Blue-veiner

Blunt

Bob

Bob Dole

Bob Johnson

Bobo

Bone

Bone phone

Bone rollercoaster

Boneless beef

Boneless fish

Boner

Boney cannelloni

Bone-her

Boom stick

Bop gun

Bottle rocket

Bow-legged swamp donkey

Box buster

Boybrush

Bradford and the pair

Bratwurst

Breakfast burrito

Breakfast wood

Broom

Brutus

Bubba

Bulbulous big-knob

Bumtickler

Bush beater

Bush rusher

Bushwhacker

Buster Hymen

Buster McThunderstick

Butt blaster

Butt pirate

Butter churn

Butterknife

C

Camel rider

Candy cane

Canelo

Caped crusader

Captain Bilbo

Captain Crook

Captain Hook

Captain Howdy

Captain Kirk

Captain Winky

Carnal stump

Cattle prod

Cave hunter

Cax

Cervix crusader

Cervix pounder

Chancellor, The

Chap

Charlie Russell the one-eyed muscle

Cheese staff

Cherry picker

Cherry poppin' daddy

Cherry splitter

Chi Zi Wang

Chick sticker

Chicksicle

Chief of staff

Chimbo

Chimney cleaner

Choo-choo

Choad (chode)

Chorizo

Chowder dumper

Chubby

Chubby conquistador, The

Chum

Chunk 'o' love

Chunder thunder

Cigar

Circus boy

Clam digger

Clam hammer

Clam sticker

Clit tickler

Clown, The

Cob

Cock

Cock goblin

Cock-a-saurus Rex

Cocktus

Cockus erectus

Codger

Colon cowboy

Colon crusader

Colossus

Coral branch

Corndog

Cornholer

Cornstalk

Cornstalk cowboy

Crack hunter

Crack smacker

Cramstick

Crank

Crank shaft

Cream-filled meat stick

Cream bandit

Cream cannon

Creamsicle

Creamstick

Cream spritzer

Crimson chitterling

Crimson Darth Vader

Crippler

Crotch cobra

Crotch cowboy

Crotch rocket

Crotch vomiter

Crushin' Russian, The

Cum pump

Cummingtonite

Cunny-catcher

Cunt caper, The

Cunt companion